Friday, November 25, 2011

List Series: Reason's Relationships Can Suck


Swapping a cold or flu back and forth
UTIs
Risk of STIs
Risk of pregnancy
Having to shave closely
Caring what underwear you’re wearing and when you last wore it
Washing the sheets more often
Having two sets of everything
Clearing out space for his stuff
Watching his shows
Listening to his music
Watching him play sports
Watching him play video games
His friends
Fights about nothing
Knowing 90% of what you talk to your friends about is him
Knowing you don’t hang out with your friends enough
How it changes things with male friends
Never having a moment to fart or pick your nose
Your period
Spending money on dates and presents
When he doesn’t get along with people you love, or they don’t like him
Beardface hair in the sink
Face stubble
The way the bathroom smells
Feeling fat or not sexy
Stressing in the beginning about how he feels about you
Are we moving to fast or not fast enough
When do you know it’s over
Is he cheating
Would I be happier with someone else
What if this is it forever

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