Jack Johnson
Lack of oral hygiene
Facebook posts like “I have the best
girlfriend ever”
Kissing profile pictures
Caring what race you date/marry/have
babies with
Anti-gay marriage
Anti-cross dressing
Afraid of sexuality
Too much in the way of PDAs
Girls who dress like Kim Kardashian
Men in leather thong flip flops, a
loose polo, and khaki shorts who haven’t showered in days
Axe body spray
Old school pink bottle Herbal Essences
Gross bathrooms
Lol cat writing or speech
Festering wounds
Condensed soup
Raw or partially cooked eggs
The smell of burning cheese
The fact that I have internal organs
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